Libérée, Delivrée
Welcome and enjoy!

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts



This is porn.

(Source: stuffed-ninja)



supercalvin:

Magic Reveal: CRACK Version (aka I’m Tired of Crying, you Masochists)



"When I’m hurt, I shut down. I turn into a total sarcastic bitch. I shut off my emotions, and act indifferent towards everything even though it might be killing me inside." — (via suchvodka)

(Source: these-fading-scars)



(Source: gothkatie)



antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters



sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.



lyriumpomegranates:

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular)



lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn)



trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power



(Source: -teesa-)



oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’


denise-huxxtable:

huntingvoldemortinamobilelibrary:

if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today

And this is why when you see a post empowering and uplifting black women, do not invade it with “don’t you mean all women.” No, because this is not the reality of “all women.”

(Source: angrywocunited)



Clara + Tea
I’d rather have a nice cup of tea.
Me too. 

(Source: oswinsleaf)



(Source: itsmicca)



MSL