I love Tumblr.
The red light one kills me every time
I lost my shit at the red light one.
Sheer will power
I am adapting. I will be unstoppable.
My grandad is sleeping i cant laugh out loud so i’m trying to do it silently and its not working!
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THE RED LIGHT ONE OMFG
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
I feel like Tony is going to reprogram Bucky’s arm at some point
"Stop hitting yourself."
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
RDJ’s chair tho..
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
the newest addition to my bucket list
when someone say hi to ya bae for too long
nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child
is that not the plot of iron man 2
still the greatest moment in all of animated television
So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.
THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES
THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER
THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALS
THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD
THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE
IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP