clottpole:

I [[RIPS TV FROM THE WALL]] WANT [[THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW SCREAMING]] MERLINNNNNNNNNN

(Source: fy-merlinxarthur)

doctorwho:

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

Guise. We’re so disappointed. You had one job. ONE JOB.

(Source: somethingofthewolf)

wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-thingy:

FIRST DOCTOR: 54 h 24m 36s

SECOND DOCTOR: 47h 19m 12s

THIRD DOCTOR: 51h 53m 8s

FOURTH DOCTOR: 69h 6m 4s

FIFTH DOCTOR: 30h 3s

SIXTH DOCTOR: 17h 18m 4s

SEVENTH DOCTOR: 17h 5m 31s

EIGHTH DOCTOR: 1h 24m 34s

NINTH DOCTOR: 9h 30m 38s

TENTH DOCTOR: 38h 11m 18s

ELEVENTH DOCTOR (UP TO THE SNOWMAN) 26h 40m 46s

GRAND TOTAL: 362 h 53m 54s 

that’s 21,773.9 minutes of Doctor who or 1,306,434 seconds if you prefer.

disneyismyescape:

Disney makes me laugh whenever they make something about Gaston

letstakethetardistoasgard:

kilisbeard:

whatthefalseheartdothknow:

r-r-r-robin:

abitcombustible:

its-time-to-dualscar:

newspaperrealities:

Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)

okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.

has anyone listened to this?

it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.

this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.

whenever someone uses die young for characters who die…young, i think they should use this version instead because ouch feels 

ugly crying

burntlikethesun:

Zombie Apocalypse AU

When a meteor hits Earth, an alien virus is unleashed. The human race is slowly transformed into blood-thirsty, flesh-craving zombies, and one by one the only people who could fight it are claimed by the legion of the undead; the fate of the world rests on the shoulders of one man.

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

brittanias:

breakingnews:

Doctor Who and Star Wars fans clash at sci-fi convention

Norwich Evening News: Police were called to a British sci-fi convention following reports that rival fan-clubs had  become involved in a violent dispute.

A group of visiting Doctor Who fans were reportedly arguing with a local Star Wars enthusiasts’ club at the Norwich Star Wars Club event, held in the University of East Anglia, police said. But after talking to witnesses and reviewing CCTV police officers said no actual assault took place.

More than a dozen sci-fi fans from both groups – including several in fancy dress – were involved in a bitter exchange outside the venue. It was allegedly sparked over a disagreement involving someone asking Doctor Who actor Graham Cole for an autograph.

Photo: Darth Vader and a squadron of stormtroopers. (Joel Ryan/PA)

OH MY GOD

my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:

nO. GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES.

(Source: superwholockian)

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

brolinskeep:

A PAIR OF WEIRDOS

“Colin is secretive and a private chap.He’s just weird in general.” -Bradley

“But I must be weird too because I get it now.”-Bradley

“And, it just-it’s just kind of, you know, I find myself knowing, I don’t know, picking on this strange wave length we have going and not being able to step away until- after I go oh my god, we’re a pair of weirdos.”-Bradley

we are all a little weird. and life is a little weird and when we find someone who’s weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. ~

burnupasun:

i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together 

gorilllas:

no1-idratherbe-thanme:

gorilllas:

you know what really churns my butter

when guys wear athletic apparel

like let me be your goalkeeper you sexy piece of shit

don’t mean to judge or anything but did you really just use the term ‘churns my butter’??

gotta stay true to myself because there’s no1-idratherbe-thanme